Life As Hassan

WHYYYYYYYY!?

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YASSSS.

Only in LA.

So um…If someone could explain the technicalities of this particular tuck to me, that would be great.

The instant realization that nothing is really sacred anymore is at best, jarring.

I now wake up every morning and wonder “why?”. I wonder why and how. Then I get upset with myself for asking questions that I may never get an answer to. I feel crippled and cursed…utterly powerless. I question everything I know. Some of which is plainly and justly reinforced.

Every star is replaceable.

Nothing lasts forever.

You are not invincible.

You’re clearly not as smart as you thought.

I can’t help but feel as though I’ve got a whole lot of nothing to show for this outrageous charade I often over generously describe as a “life”.

Then, the little idiot kicks in. The little idiot who lives inside of me who still believes. He believes that all will be fine. That love will conquer all, and good will conquer evil. That this too shall pass, and that if I couldn’t handle the climb or the view, I wouldn’t have been given this perch on the edge. And while you simply must admire his moxie and willful defiance, his wild eyed stance reminds you that, again, he’s an idiot and knows not of what he speaks.

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!

Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

steenfox:

Sleep Deprivation…

In honor of our girl StayFabuluss, I decided to re-create her leaf look. I took it a step further and added a flower to my hair to bring together the whole nature element. I even added a leaf earring! If you feel inspired to create a nature look on your face, I want to see it! Photo reply to this post. =]

*no brushes were licked in the making of this leaf…well, ok maybe one was*

In case you’re in the dark, here’s the original “looK.” (said with a hard “k”)

http://youtu.be/WoleqKKk1vU

My friends ain’t shit. That is all.-H.

steenfox:

“Pot, Meet Kettle…”

So, the girl with the Groucho Marx eyebrows who painted a leaf over her eye and licked her make-up brushes has decided to do a video on mental health & nowhere in it did she comment on her own. I watched the entire video because I waiting for the moment when she’d say “So when I was diagnosed with…” or “So after they released me from the hospital…” or “So after I stopped taking my meds…” but alas.

Hassan’s note: Steenfox is right on point with this. No bi polar disorder, no smattering of Down’s Syndrome, no missing chromosome, NOTHING and you look like this?

WORK.

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thetrophyontheshelf:

renirawr:

bitchesnblunts:

I still get like this and I’m 21. xD

Im 20 and this is still relevent.

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This made me tear up a little bit. God, I’m gay.

Say it with me: THE FUCK!?

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